Flow So Dumb

My life feel like I'm starin in a soap opera

Niggaz say beezy dats a dope watch bruh

Sunday night count creek red lobster

Soulja boy tellem

Flo fantastic my money bounce call it cash elastic

A monster, a beast, a creature, a vulture

I need more weed speed up da agriculture

I am da insulter before we make dis deal let me consult consultor

Uuummm listen to da drum go bum

Most of rappers spit bubble gum yum

My watch dumb wat have I become

Become I am da reason

Dis a test not da real song it looks good but feel so wrong

Da paparazzo caught me takin a shit

Got damn paparazzo how'd u get that pic

I heard u couldn't go verse for verse with a real spitter

And I heard he couldn't cut a check for the real dealer

I'm like a nerd a genius tell ya girlfriend to get off my penis

Aah sooulja boy tell em extrodinair

I'm in da kush smoke and blow airy everywhere

Damn

Now dis how it is

I'm so fly I can take a shit

And it will mel like chocolate

I'm soulja boy tellem can I drop a hit

Fuck dat put my cd on da shelf

I'm so fly I be hatin on myself

I'm like fuck soulja boy dat nigga is lame

But damn dat nigga got so much fuckin game

Can I get some I don't think so

Soulja boy tell em

Chevy same color smoke

Got damn can I get it on my tippy toes

Can she give me head on her tippy toes

Ha ha I'm fool with it ok ok

Soulja boy tellem wat I say wrong

My album went platinum but I linked every song

Fuck dat I'm alergic to u haters

I'm in my zone I'm hot like da elivator

I step out da whip and hoes are starrin

But me and my click I'm really not carin

I don't give a fuck let's play truth or dare

And I will play put my dick in your ear

So u can fuck wat ya heard I strike another verb

And everytime I spit I speak a lot of words

Soulja boy tell em flow sound absurd

Fuck dat shit put my dick in ya ear

Ok ok

Man soulja boy spit da verse then took the beat off

I told ya bitch to shut the fuck and be off

I told ya main girl ride my dick till it fall off

Nah I told her ride till it go soft

When I give it tell her put it in her mouth I'm

Soulja boy tell em teen of tha south