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Artist: South Park
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Chocolate Salty Balls
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Chocolate Salty Balls
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2 tablespoons of cinnammon,
And 2 or 3 egg whites
a half a stick of butter
melt it
Stick it all in a bowl,baby
stir it with a wooden spoon
mix in a cup of flour,
you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown!!
If you ever need em' quick,
pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth
OOOHH!!
Suck on my chocolate salty balls,
stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls,
they're packed full of vitamins and good for you,
So suck on my balls!!
Quarter-cup of unsweetened chocolate
and a half a cup of brandy
And throw in a bag or two of sugar
and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet,
'cause I hate when my balls stick,
then preheat the oven to three-fity,
and give that spoon a lick!!!!
Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown!!
if you ever need em' quick, pick me up
Just stick my balls in your MOUTH!!!
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
suck on my chocolate salty balls
they're packed full of goodness,
high in fiber!!
suck on my balls
sniff sniff sniff
Hey, wait a minute,
what's that smell?
smell like somethin burnin
Well that dont bother me none
as long as i get my rent paid on friday
Baby you better get back in the kitchen,
cause I gotta sneak in suspicion
oh man baby,
baby,
you just burnt my balls!!!!
HELP ME!!
MY BALLS ON FIRE!!
HELP ME BABY, MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!!
GET ME SOME WATER!!
POUR SOME WATER ON ME!!
MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!!
OH MY GOODNESS!!
BLOW ON EM', BLOW ON EM'
DO SOMETHIN!!
Oooh
suck on my chocolate salty balls
put em' in your mouth and suck em
THEY ON FIRE BABY!!
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
BLOW EM OUT BABY!!
OH!
SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!!!
SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!!
SUCK ON MY RED HOT, SALTY, CHOCOLATE BALLS!!!
COME ON BABY!!
WHOO!! WHOO!!
Suck on my balls!!!!!
(clapping)
thank you, thank you
here's a talented group of youngsters that call themselves RANCID!!
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