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Christmas Time In Hell (Satan Song)
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Christmas Time In Hell (Satan Song)
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Satan: Well I tell you what
Maybe we'll have ourselves a little Christmas, right here
C'mon everyone, gather 'round!
String up the lights and light up the tree
We're going to make some revelry
Spirits are high, so I can tell
It's Christmas time in hell!
Demons are nicer as you pass them by
There's lots of demon toys to buy
The snow is falling and all is well
It's Christmas time in hell!
There goes Jeffery Dahmer
With a festive Christmas ham
After he has sex with it
He'll eat up all he can
And there goes John F. Kennedy
Caroling with his son
Reunited for the holidays
God bless us, everyone!
Everybody has a happy glow
Let's dance in blood and pretend its snow
Even Mao Tse-Tung is under the spell
It's Christmas time in hell!
Adolf, here's a present for you
Oh? O Tannenbaum!
Yes, O Tannenbaum!
God cast me down from Heaven's door
To rule in hell for evermore
But now I'm kinda glad that I fell
'Cause It's Christmas time in hell!
Here's a rack to hang the stockings on
We still have to shop for Genghis Kahn!
Michael Landon's hair looks swell!
It's Christmas time in hell!
There's Princess Diana
Holding burning mistletoe
Over poor Gene Siskel's head
Just watch his weenie grow!
For one day we all stop burning
And the flames are not so thick
All the screaming and the torture stops
As we wait for old Saint Nick!
So string up the lights and light up the tree
We're damned for all eternity
But for just one day all is well
It's Christmas time in hell!
We've got to toast together, and make it quick!
We've gotta make room for Andy Dick
Wake his mother and ring the bell
It's Christmas time
(Christmas time, Christmas time, Christmas time)
Christmas time
(Christmas time, Christmas time, Christmas time)
It's Christmas time in hell!
Merry Christmas movie house!
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