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Artist: South Park
Canonical path: /south-park/jew
Related lyric paths: 6
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Jew
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Jew
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it's hard to be a jew on christmas
my friends won't let me join in any games
and i can't sing christmas songs or decorate a christmas tree
or leave water out for Rudolph 'cuz there's someting wrong with me
my people don't believe in Jesus Christ Divinity
i'm a jew
a lonely fucking jew
on christmas
Hannakuh is nice but why is it
that santa passes over my house every year
and instead of eating ham, i have to eat kosher latkes
instead of silent night i'm singing "Hu, haghtol gavish"
and what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles tell me please
i'm a jew
a lonely jew
i'd be merry
but i'm hebrew
on christmas
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