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Artist: South Park
Canonical path: /south-park/kyle-s-mom-is-a-bitch
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Kyle's Mom Is a Bitch
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Kyle's Mom Is a Bitch
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Cartman:
Well, kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls
On monday she's a bitch, on tuesday she's a bitch
And wednesday through saturday she's a bitch
Then on sunday, just to be different
She's a super king kamehameha bitch
Have you ever met my friend kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a stupid bitch
Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she just a dirty bitch
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It might go a little bit somethin' like this
(Cartman & kids in various languages)
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a stupid bitch
Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she just a dirty bitch
I really mean it kyle's mom
She's a big fat, freeakin' bitch
Mean old fat fuckin' bitch, kyle's moooom yeah-cha
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