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Artist: South Park
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Suck My Balls Mr. Garrison
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Suck My Balls Mr. Garrison
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{mr garrison}
Ok children, lets start today with a few new math
Problems. what's 5x2?
C'mon children, don't be shy just give it your best
Shot. yes clyde?
{clyde}
12?
{mr garrison}
Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retarded. anyone? c'mon, don't be shy.
{kyle}
I think i know the answer mr garrison!
{cartman}
Meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh!
{kyle}
Shut up fat boy!
{cartman}
Hey, don't call me fat, you fuckin' jew!
{mr garrison}
Eric! did you just say the 'f' word?!
{cartman}
Jew?
{kyle}
No, he's talkin' about fuck. you can't say fuck in
School, you fuckin' fat ass.
{mr garrison}
Kyle!
{cartman}
Why the fuck not?
{mr garrison}
Eric!
{stan}
Dude, you just said fuck again!
{mr garrison}
Stanley!
{kenny}
Fuck!
{mr garrison}
Kenny!
{cartman}
What's the big deal? it doesn't hurt anybody! fuck,
Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck!
{mr garrison}
How would you like to go see the school councellor?!
{cartman]
How would you like to suck my balls?
*ohhh :p*
{mr garrison}
What did you say?!?!
{cartman}
Oh, i'm sorry, i'm sorry!
Actually, what i said was,
"how would you like to suck my balls, mr
Garrison?!?!"
{stan}
Holy shit dude.
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