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Artist: South Park
Canonical path: /south-park/the-catholic-boat
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The Catholic Boat
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The Catholic Boat
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The Catholic Boaaat...
's gonna be headin' on out today.
The Catholic Boaaat...
Time to throw all of your cares away.
Get some hot Chrisitan action,
It'll make you-
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