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Artist: South Park
Canonical path: /south-park/wendy-s-cunt-song
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Wendy's Cunt Song
Read Wendy's Cunt Song lyrics by South Park on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Wendy's Cunt Song
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Mrs. Landers was a health nut, she cooked food in a walk
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big
Cock-a-doddle-doodle the rooster just won't quit
And I don't want my breakfast because it tastes like
Shit-zus make good house pets they're cuddly and sweet
Monkeys aren't good to have because they like to beat their
Meeting in the office,a meeting in the hall
The bossy wants to see you so you can suck his
Ballsac was a writer he lived with Alan Bunt
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him but thats cuz she's a
Contaminated water can really make you sick
Your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your
Dictate what I am saying because it will bring you luck
And if you all dont' like it I dont' give a flying
F**k
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