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Artist: South Park
Canonical path: /south-park/wendy-s-fingerbang-audition
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Wendy's Fingerbang Audition
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Wendy's Fingerbang Audition
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Mrs. Landers was a health nut
she cooked food in a wok
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend
and he had a great big,
Cock-A-doodle-doodle
the rooster just won't quit
and I don't want my breakfast
because it tastes like,
Shit-zus make good house pets
they're cuddly and sweet
monkeys aren't good to have
'cause they like to beat their,
Meet-ing in the office
o meeting in the hall
the boss he wants to see you
so you can suck his,
Balls-ac was a writer
he lived with Allen Funt
mrs.roberts didn't like him
but thats 'cause she's a,
Cunt-aminated water
can really make you sick
your bladder gets infected
and blood comes out your,
Dick-tate what i'm saying
'cause it will bring you luck
and if you all don't like it
I dont give a flying fuck!!
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