At Home, At Work, At Play

At Home, At Work, At Play

I know youre unavailable from dusk to dawn

Or if you were availible youd bring along

A lot of what could only be a hindrance to me

I aint a glutton for a lot of sweaty company

You gotta catch her while shes still at home

You gotta catch her while shes still at work

You gotta catch her while shes still at play

The only way is at home, work or play

Time really flies when it aint that much time

You better shave half your face at a time

And brush the front of your teeth, leave the rest

And be with her when shes not with the rest

Stop, theres gotta be a million girls like her, though

I cant think of one

So you catch her while shes still at home

And you catch her while shes still at work

And you catch her while shes still at play

Don't let her calendar be any cause to pout

There is a bit of time when there are a few about

Im gonna skirt the issue of her popularity

And just avail myself of all the time that she is free

You gotta catch her while shes still at home

You gotta catch her while shes still at work

You gotta catch her while shes still at play

Cause half the day shes at home, work or play

And time is fleeing the scene of the crime

The act of passing out wrinkles and lines

To every person regardless of race

To every person regardless of face

Stop, theres gotta be a million girls like her, though

I cant think of one

So at home she says you butler well

And at work she says you're typing well

And at play she says you caddie well

Stop,

theres gotta be a million girls like her, though I cant think of one

So you catch her while shes still at home

And you catch her while shes still at work

And you catch her while shes still at play

I'm gonna love you under incandescent light

I'm gonna love you under flourscent light

The glaring sun above should not inhibit us at all

I'm very glad to know that your libido never palls

Stop, shes unique, espscially at home

Where youre butler, maid, and often cook

And at work together juggling books

Or at play between the tennis sets

Or at play before shes placed her bet

Or at play while shes still slightly wet

Or at play while she is dripping wet