Fletcher Honorama

Fletcher honorama won't you rally 'round

The man who's on a limb?

Sing the songs that please him very softly

While we jolt him with a hymn

Please, go easy now with him

Because this is his final whim

So be sure that the boy don't die before the morn

Fletcher honorama shall we justify the eighty junes you've seen?

Since that might be stretching things

We'll merely sing the songs that made you scream

Please, go easy now with him

Because this is his final whim

So be sure that the boy don't die before the morn

Intakes and mistakes and lunch pails

And headaches were willed to your one living twin

I think that maybe you should have kept half

Of them, after all you worked for them

After all you worked for them

Telecast in fifty states and brought to you

By anti-wrinkle dew

That's fletcher honorama see the world

Now from a different point of view

You, go easy now with him

Because this is his final whim

So be sure that the boy don't die before the morn

So be sure that the boy don't die before the morn