When Do I Get To Sing "My Way?"

No, No use in lecturing them, or in threatening them,

they will just say ' who are you'

Is that a question or not, and you see that the plot ispredictible

not new. But you're still stunned at the things you will do.

No, No use in taking their time or in wasting two dimes

on a call to God knows who

When all you feel is the rain and it's hard to be vain

when no person looks at you. So just be gracious and wait

in the queue.

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So when do I get to sing 'my way'

When do I get to feel like Sinatra felt

When do I get to sing 'my way' in heaven or hell

So when do I get to do it 'my way'

When do I get to feel like Sid Vicious felt

When do I get to sing 'my way' in heaven or hell

Yes, It's a tradition they say, like a bright christmas day

and traditions must go on.

And though I say yes I see, no I really don't see

is my smiley face still on?

Sign your name with an X, mow the lawn

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They'll introduce me, Hello, Hello

Women seduce me and champagne flows

Then the lights go low, there's only one song I know

There, this home which once was serene, now is home to

the screams and to the flying plates and shoes.

But I have no souvenirs of these crackerjack years,

not a moment I could choose, and not one offer that I

could refuse

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