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Artist: Spaulding
Canonical path: /spaulding/guaranteed-disaster
Related lyric paths: 6
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Guaranteed Disaster
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Guaranteed Disaster
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I've been taking
And i'm sorry
And broken heart stories
How can i have faith?
In less than a heartbeat
We'll jump into forever
I don't feel that safe
So i will take a page
And tell you right now
Maybe you could see
The times not now
The red red roses and Valentine Smiles,
A diamond ring promise to walk down the aisle,
How can you be so Sure?
'Cuz I just cant see what this means to you,
To push everything without seeing through,
Your "happy ever after's" a Guaranteed Disaster.
I know
You keep your (?) faith
But (?) your carriage
Is not for me
In a perfect world
We could be a family
I can see your (?)
But i can't say
The red red roses and Valentine Smiles,
A diamond ring promise to walk down the aisle,
How can you be so Sure?
'Cuz I just cant see what this means to you,
To push everything without seeing through,
Your "happy ever after's" a Guaranteed Disaster
The red red roses and Valentine Smiles,
A diamond ring promise to walk down the aisle,
How can you be so Sure?
The red red roses and Valentine Smiles,
A diamond ring promise to walk down the aisle,
How can you be so Sure?
'Cuz I just cant see what this means to you,
To push everything without seeing through,
Your "happy ever after's" a Guaranteed Disaster
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