Fly Mc

I hold the fly microphone in the fly right hand

I'm a real fly guy, better yet fly man

The title that I hold is the fly emcee

Why? cause I'm fly, yeah, that's me

You see, I'm flier than a flyer to a hip-hop jam

I can even fly higher than a plane from panam

Flew, took a flight, yes, to france in the fall

They be cryin when I'm flyin, cause I'm flier than them all

Went to france because I was bored

So I took a flight over on the fly concorde

On arrival I was greeted by the king of france

The queen, a band playin for the circumstance

Up came the royal crier, he unrolled his scroll and said

He's flier than the sire and his name is special ed

The king said, you really think you're really that fly?

I said, he read it and he said it, he said, that's a lie

I said, I'm fly, I never lie and, yo, my name is special ed

And if you don't get out my face, I'm gonna fly your royal head

The king tried to call on his royal troops

Pulled out the uzi and the king said, oops!

Up jumped the queen, she called me a nut

So I kicked her in the butt, then I slapped the royal slut

Said, silence! stop the violence, hear what I have to say - eh

The tuba played a note, so I shot the tuba player

Hell broke loose, the queen just rushed me

Grabbed me by my pants, began to hush me

Pushed me on the plane, dragged off the shoes

The levi button fly, 501 blues

Ripped off the shirt, took off her royal crown

Disrobed the royal robe, took off the royal gown

Hotter than a stove, worked me over, she was illin

She was suckin me and fuckin like a heated gorilla

Thought to myself, could this really be true, and

Yo, then I thought: yo, what the hell am I doin?

Gave her her clothes and I said, good night

Opened up the door, but the plane was in flight

She said, special ed, we're in the middle of the sky!

I said, so? I know, you don't have to fly, i

Licked the switch and flew the latch

Then I kicked the bitch through the cargo hatch