Old Man Sam

a johnny was a man

a bad bad man

yeah

a badder he was

than ol' man sam

ah

we're all having fun child

a smoking the plunger

we can't find the blonde

so we may have to run child

we may have to run

I saw the peter tosh

and he was sloshed

I saw the peter tosh and he was sloshed

he was sloshed he was so much off his face

jabba was big and fat

but don't tell him that

he ate the cat, he ate the rat

and then he ate, then he ate, then he ate the cricket bat

oh ? yeah

? yeah

now it's time for us to go

so don't be slow

it's time for us to go

so don't be slow, don't be slow, don't you be slow

go!