Trust Your Instincts

Selling used panties on eBay

Sure is a way to make a living

But it might not be something

You should tell your dad about

Oh no!

But you know it was necessarily so

In life (in life)

We do (we do)

Things (things)

We don't wanna do

You must...trust...trust your instincts

Coz you know that it's necessarily so

You better not be telling me what I should do

Coz I've got a sleeve with a few tricks too

So step right up and I'll show you

I can't help but wonder

What makes me tick

Or why I am the man I am

Send your answers in on a postcard marked

'Who gives a shit?'

Oh no!

Coz you know it's necessarily so

You better not be telling me what I should do

Coz I've got a sleeve with a few tricks too

So step right up and I'll show you

I'd like to invite you to live this way

But there's only a few

Yes, there's only a few

I'll show ya how to eat

I'll show ya how to sleep

And I'll show you how to Spit like this!

I'll tell ya when to weep

I'll tell ya when to speak

And I'll show you how we get our kicks around here

I'll teach ya how to walk

I'll teach ya how to talk

And i'll teach you the facts of life

I'll show you what to wear

How to do your hair

And I'll show you how it's done around here

Coz you know it's necessarily so

You better not be telling me what I should do

Coz I've got a sleeve with a few tricks too

So step right up and I'll show you