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Artist: Splinter
Canonical path: /splinter/nerdvana
Related lyric paths: 6
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Nerdvana
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Nerdvana
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I used to think that you were really cool
Although I knew it was impossible
That you would ever want to get with me
All small and chumpy like a chimpanzee
But now we're older and we're out of school
You seem to think that I'm adorable
You're decorated like a Christmas tree
And you're all dolled up and you smell like potpourri
Where were you when I wasn't cool?
The shallow end of the gene pool
Thrashing about…
Now my songs on the radio
Suddenly I'm a Romeo…
You're hanging about
I hear you're thinking 'bout asking me out
Ain't it strange you want a piece of me now
What is it now that you see in me?
I'm all I was and will ever be
Could there be another side of you
Cause shit I really hate your attitude
So you think that I have really changed
You're superficial cause I'm still the same
You're so caught up in what I became
Back in school you didn't even know my name
Now my songs on the radio
Suddenly I'm a Romeo…
You're hanging about
I hear you're thinking 'bout asking me out
Ain't it strange you want a piece of me now
You wanna stick your fucking tongue in my mouth
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