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Artist: Splitsville
Canonical path: /splitsville/here-come-the-bastards
Related lyric paths: 6
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Here Come The Bastards
Read Here Come The Bastards lyrics by Splitsville on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Here Come The Bastards
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You thought you found buried treasure
When you learned to masturbate
No one else could share your pleasure
'Cuz they always come too late
All together now!
People are like TV dinners
Eat them or they'll go to waste
You don't have to like them that much
Just as long as they have taste
All together now!
Here come the bastards
The ones you love to hate
Sharp tongues, stiff drinks
Smoke 'em if ya got 'em
'Cuz tomorrow it could be too late
Too late
Much too late . . . .
If you want to join the party
All you gotta do is breathe
Ya better learn to cut the crap 'n'
shoot your mouth off
'Cuz they love to watch you bleed
All together now!
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Splitsville performs "Here Come The Bastards", and this lyric page sits inside the Splitsville catalog on LyroVerse.
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