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Artist: Sports Team
Canonical path: /sports-team/kutcher
Related lyric paths: 5
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Kutcher
Read Kutcher lyrics by Sports Team on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Kutcher
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Why'd you always try to fuck with my head?
You mocked my haircut again
So I got some scissors and cut it off
And now I can't go out in public
I look like a suburban monk
I guess I am punked because
Ashton Kutcher's got nothing on you
Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you
I just wanted to be your Demi Moore
You fuck with my system again
I'll take your favourite pen
I'll take your t-shirt and put it in the wash
Then when you go out in public
Your fabric will be fucking soft
I guess you got punked because
Ashton Kutcher's got nothing on you
Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you
I just wanted to be your Demi Moore
But they're not together anymore
I just wanted to be your
Mid-naughties MTV star
I just wanted to be your
Mid-naughties MTV star
Said I just wanted to be your
Mid-naughties MTV star
I just wanted to be your
Mid-naughties MTV star
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Sports Team performs "Kutcher", and this lyric page sits inside the Sports Team catalog on LyroVerse.
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