Blow My Candle Out

If there really is a big fluffy Jesus in the clouds let him know right now that I take it all back

If there really is a muscular, cackling, red devil in the ground, you should tell him save me a shack

But since I never saw either at my local walmart shopping yelling at their kids in front of my optics

I've been operating under the premise that neither existed because I base my beliefs in logic

But if it's really true would you say when my body is in the ground

I'll either float on up or drop right down

Then I'm nervous for the verdict

As a person I'm imperfect

Ive been doing dirt lurking in the gutter with the vermin

I don't deserve to go north when I'm gone glim finished rivers swan shaped bongs

Some big tittied angels floating over ponds

Singing songs more soothing than bed, bath, and beyond

No, I deserve my skin scorched, skies made of skulls

Sasquatch is made of fire as I fall into a gulch everything black

I'd give my left nut and my dick for the chance to go back

You and I both know I can't shut my mouth

But before you blow my candle out

Would you please just listen to me here right now?

Before you blow my candle out

Cause if I had a second time around, I would turn it all around

Man thats what they all say, you're done

No, no, no, no, shut the fuck up and listen for once cause I've been sitting on your shoulder

As you've grown colder

All of these years yelling in your ear

But you wouldn't hear

You had another plan, too big for little me

Let me put it in a rap simile

You'll understand, I gave you a fair shake

Kind of like a ferris wheel, during a earthquake

Get it? Like you did it when you had it couldn't get it locked down

No don't bother with a frown

You were healthy in the mental

Potential with the pencil

Could've just filled in the stencil

But you're tempted by the devil

Content to just to settle get a bronze medal

You laid your picnic in the wrong meadow

Cause now you're trembling and mumbling defending what you've done to him you took the low road, there's a toll booth coming? Mnd guess whose in the booth? man, not I

It's the one that the burglars are meeting when they die

And the murders and neighborhood circlers guy

It's not a piece of cake if you want a piece of the pie

So I'll have dinner with the winners

While you simmer with the sinners

Turn your summers into winters

What a bummer you can whimper

You could've been a star just a glimmer

Now let me blow your candle out and make it dimmer

Ladies and gentlemen of the congregation we are gathered here today to celebrate the loss of a demon, peter sparker

And may he never live again a scourge on this earth may our children never repeat his mistakes (hallelujah)

And may he burn eternally

What do you want me to do? You fucking sorry excuse you dug your own hole lying and dude

No, no, no, that apology is cute

But all will be through

I'll blow your candle like the chances you blew

Yea, you had some moments in the ratings

But then you'd always go skulking in the shade again

You disappointed your family shamed friends

I got a list heres the order of my list that it's in, it goes your daughter, your mother, your girl, your brother, jeff, cam, matt, your father, sister, and some others

So while you wither like bill your little life will be forgotten while you're rotting wikipedia pages

They will be fading

While you're waiting

For a pardon from this run-on sentence unpunctuated arson while you stand there

Bare your closet full of skeletons dancing like the flames on your hair

Hey don't be like em all spose you're your own foes make this bed of coals you can go to sleep there