Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Square Heads
Canonical path: /square-heads/the-vagina-song
Related lyric paths: 6
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The vagina song
Read The vagina song lyrics by Square Heads on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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The vagina song
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Some of Them Are Hairy
Some of Them Are Bald
Some Are Kinda Scary
And This Is What They're Called
Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They Call That Thing
Vagina
Some Belong to Virgins
They're Really Tight and Strong
But Big Or Small, I Love 'em All
That's Why I Sing My Song
Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They Call That Thing
Vagina
Vagina
Some of Them Are Smelly
Like Clams and Fish and Such
Some Smell Like a Summer's Eve
Cause They've Been Duesched Too Much
Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They Call That Thing
Vagina
Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They Call That Thing
Vagina
Nothin Could Be Finer
Than to Be in a Vagina
In the Morning
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