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Artist: Steaksauce Mustache
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Workout Jeans
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Workout Jeans
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Bite the hand, don't let go
Until we sink our teeth into the master gland, the final blow
Break through the bones beneath
Overdose me to numb your pain
Piranhas have no sympathy for the meat they consume
Rearrange the symbols of your username
The algorithmic exploitation of our doom
A meager pawn in a gerrymander game
It's a checkmate before we make our first move
White black and blue bleed the samе as you
And every lonely nеck breaks in a hungry noose
Gather all your crows, and witness the murder inside of you
Colonel Mustard knows
But why can't you seem to take the hint and get a clue?
We watched the denim burn, dancing in your pyre
Cut them off and find a diamond thong hanging on the telephone wires
It only takes a single match to start the forest fire
So grab the microphone and sing along as we burn down the empire
Cut out my tongue just to watch me bleed
Karma with the payback, Dharma with the invoice
Does hiding in your borders make you feel free?
Red white or blue pill, we never had a choice
Close your eyes, count to ten and breathe
Hit the killswitch and blackout all the white noise
Summon the apocalyptic jamboree
Bangarang battlecry, signal to the lost boys
Gather all your crows, and witness the murder inside of you
Colonel Mustard knows
But why can't you seem to take the hint and get a clue?
We watched the denim burn, dancing in your pyre
Cut them off and find a diamond thong hanging on the telephone wires
It only takes a single match to start the forest fire
So grab the microphone and sing along as we burn down the empire
Sweep the leg, no mercy
Sweep the leg, get him a body bag
We watched the denim burn, dancing in your pyre
Cut them off and find a diamond thong hanging on the telephone wires
It only takes a single match to start the forest fire
So grab the microphone and sing along as we burn down the empire
Bite the hand, don't let go
Until we sink our teeth into the master gland, the final blow
Break through the bones beneath
I said sweep the leg, no mercy
Break through the bones beneath
I said sweep the leg, no mercy
Get him a body bag
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