Hatch Fever

There's a knock, open the door,

A human-sized package

Rip through tape, like butter,

And cardboard like toast

No time for instructions, the fire's dying,

Two birds, one stone

Fill the tank with water, turn the ignition,

And hatchy boy you're ready to go

Faaaar (catch hatch fever!), faaaaarrrr! (catch hatch fever!)

There's a hole, in your floor,

We gotta patch it up

Give it a cover, a latch, a hinge, a turn wheel,

Now we're talking hatch fever

Oh what's the worth of living, if you can't make a living, not living,

But faux living

And is there a difference? A fever's a fever,

Come on everybody prepare to get catchy

Catch hatch fever!

Catch hatch fever!

Open your heart, to me

Come on everybody, open up that chest cavity

(Awkward pause)

If you took that last bit of advice,

You gotta get to the emergency room

Please don't act out these lyrics,

We don't want you to leave so soon

You gotta read instructions, and don't hurt birds,

And generally pair your nouns with verbs

Study real hard, eat your vitamin soup,

When all that's finished prepare to catch

Hatch disease, that sounds bad,

It's not a real disease

But if it were on another world then we're sorry,

We wouldn't wish it on anybody

Unless it makes you stronger, and live longer,

Well then thats a good thing wouldn't you agree?

But for now it's just words and a good time,

Come on everybody, get down with the robots!

(Dubstep)

There's not much left to tell, which hasn't already been stated

Consider, yourselves 99.9 %, hatchworth acclimated

Catch hatch fever!