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Artist: Steampianist
Canonical path: /steampianist/halloween-candy
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Halloween Candy
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Halloween Candy
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The friendly child molester
Is preparing for halloween
It's that time of the year again
Where the kids are out and about
Halloween costumes are foreplay
For the lecherous manic molester
But he's so jolly n' he's so sweet
You'd think it's christmas day
Its just a wholesome 31st for the neighborhood child molester
His pants zipped down and ski mask on you know he's on the prowl
Trick or treat, the treat's the trick
So beware of what you ask for
With candy corns and gummy bears not a single child will be spared
On this halloween night
Hey fat kid in the pumpkin suit
Hogging all the candy in town
Don't give that boy a black eye
Didn't your mom teach you to share
But the jolly child molester
Has enough treats for every child
So don't be sad and wear a smile
'Cos the kiddy fiddler will not run out of halloween candy
On halloween night there's a very friendly man
With a very peculiar preferential taste
But he has candy for all the kids
Ages ten below
18 And up you're out of luck
You're just too old for toys, for sweets, too old to trick or treat
Its just a wholesome 31st for the neighborhood child molester
His pants zipped down and ski mask on you know he's on the prowl
Trick or treat, the treat's the trick
So beware of what you ask for
With candy corns and gummy bears not a single child will be spared
On this halloween night
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