17 Girls In a Row

I fucked 17 girls in a row last night

And 10 of them gave me head

I had to tip the maid a hundred dollar bill to clean the wet spot off the bed

Yes, I did

The very next day, I told the guys

They flipped me off and said that's all lies

Got to admit I was a little peaved

Stix and Lexxi wouldn't believe

I fucked seventeen

Seventeen girls in a row

What a dirty hoe

I banged 17 girls in the grocery store

And never lost my erection, no

They had to mop all sperm in aisle 3

And some poop in the produce sex-sex-sex-tion, stinky

When I told the boys in the band they said "motherfucker"

You're out of your fucking head

I don't lie about the girls I screw

They're all so jealous, 'cause they know it's true

I fucked seventeen

Seventeen girls in a row, yes I, yes I did

Seventeen girls in a row

Seventeen girls, I shoot my blanks in every hole

Seventeen girls in a row

When I was done, they were begging for more

I fucked 17 girls at the trailer park down in Memphis, Tennessee

I whipped out my dick and they got on their knees

Like they were all getting ready to pray

Wham to the bam to the thank you ma'am

Then I praised the Lord, like Billy Graham

Hell, maybe where I'm gonna go

But when we get there I'm pretty sure the Devil will know

I fucked seventeen

Seventeen girls in a row

Sweet, young, juicy pussy

I fucked seventeen girls in a row

Hop on that cameltoe

I fucked seventeen girls in a row