Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Stephen Malkmus
Canonical path: /stephen-malkmus/spazz
Related lyric paths: 6
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Spazz
Read Spazz lyrics by Stephen Malkmus on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Spazz
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Would you like to pet my rifle
Summer camp is such a drag
I rip into my lemon trifle
I'm too old to play capture the flag
Someone's giving french kiss lessons
How else will we learn to love
Have you ever been to Venice
Have you ever mauled your prey
Well I am so damn good at tennis
Will the cat come back the very next day
I feel like a total goner
How long till we fall in love
Would you like to skim my bible
Suffered like a Christmas goose
How could I avoid your libel
Get out of the way cos nuns on the loose
All roads seem to lead to China
How long till we learn to love
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Who performs "Spazz"?
Stephen Malkmus performs "Spazz", and this lyric page sits inside the Stephen Malkmus catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "Spazz"?
Yes. The related section below points to 1% of One and All Over Gently with a short reason for opening each page next.
Where can I find more songs by Stephen Malkmus?
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