Sally

I got a (girl named Sally)

And she don't score

Or eat pork

With a spoon or fork

But I heard that

(Some people don't like the way

The way Sally walk)

(Ahem)

(Some people don't like the way

They way Sally walk)

(Ahem)

(1-2-3-4 Hit it!)

This story's funny

I met this girl, and she had money

In vast abundance

Goo-goo gobs, I mean redundance

Her eyes were hazel

Her dress was suede, her voice was nasal

I found her so fly

But for the life of me, I didn't know why

Now here's what took place

Recooed this jam, she rented the space

Nice place to party

But wouldn't you know, it turned out sorry

It's so confusin'

And sometimes I say it's amusin'

The jam was okay

'Til Sally walked in, 'cause just like I say

(girl named Sally)

(girl named Sally hit it)

(girl named Sally)

(girl named Sally)

(1-2-3-4 Hit it!)

(girl named Sally)

(girl named Sally hit it)

(girl named Sally)

(girl named Sally)

(1-2-3-4 Hit it!)

You know what? She don't live in Manhatten

Bronx, Queens, or the island of Staten

She's a Brooklyn swinga

So fly, every Friday night I might ring her

Telephone, yo D guess what (What?)

She's all alone (So?)

Stoned to the bone

Her shape's full grown

The kind of girl I'd love to own, ya see 'cause

I'm still with Sally

Paid and now we're both (feelin' Cali)

I think I love her

I know that I think highly of her

Believe it or not

I even thought

of tying the knot

She's opened my nose

And I ignore the story that goes