Great Big Stupid World

Well we worship at the shroud of Elvis

And we're waiting for that money from Ed McMahon

And we're drinking from the Perrier fountain of youth

While we follow what the daily horoscopes saying

Taking lethal doses of MTV

Delving into pet psychiatry

Trying to treat cancer with a fruit juice cure

And waiting for the Beatles reunion tour

'Cuz it's a great big stupid world

And we're feeling kinda queasy as it turns around

Great big stupid world

And we're never really sure if we're up or down

We're on a dirt clod out in space

Where it stops nobody knows

If Jesus came back today

They'd try to book him on the Oprah Winfrey show

'Cuz it's a great big stupid world

Great big stupid world

Well we're hot on the trail of Big Foot

And we're wearing the crystals to feel the power

We're hoping that the creatures from outer space

Come to set us free in that final hour

Trying to tell the future from the lumps on our heads

Getting melanoma from our tanning beds

Channeling Houdini with Shirley MacLaine

And trying to figure out what the dolphins are saying

Well it's a Great-Big-Stupid world

Dumb dumb da dumb dumb baby it's a stupid world

It's a great big stupid, great big stupid

Great big stupid world

Well we're studying the National Enquirer

Is it true Sonny Bono is the Anti-Christ

We debate if T.V. wrestling is really a sport

While we're testing rock 'n' roll and it's effect on mice

Bonding with our little computer screens

Getting anorexic on our Lean Cuisines

Turning plastic surgeons into millionaires

So everybody finally gets to look like Cher

It's a great big stupid world

And we're feeling kind of queezy as it turns around

Great big stupid world

And we're never really sure if we're up or down

It's a great... big... stupid world

Dumb dumb da dumb dumb baby it's a stupid world