Universal Remote Control

We are choking on milk and honey

We are dieing of sex and money

I said, jimmy gimmie gimmie, i gotta, gotta get rich

Gimmie more money money like a dirty bitty itch

I gotta line my pockets cause life is a bitch

Unless you got some money

Now where's that monday in september

Now that's over you can't remember

You used to bitch about the government

Now you don't wanna go out anymore

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There's some dirty old men

Lick their tongues across a fanzine

The prom queen is selling a pre-teen zine

I'm a genie in a bottle

My survival is how bad you want me

I know it's crazy but come on daddy

Give it to me, give it to me, fast and dirty

I'm only sixteen and i just can't wait

I've got some amil-nitrate

I've got big dreams and i wanna date

I wanna date, hey baby

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Please somebody i hate this show

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We've been in for so long, have we all got it wrong

Everybody's got bodies and minds and souls

I can't wait till the day we can honestly say

I'm all good with you, i'm all good with you

(repeat verse)

And it's all over so let's begin again (repeat)

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