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Artist: Straight Outta Junior High
Canonical path: /straight-outta-junior-high/divas-are-skanks
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Divas Are Skanks
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Divas Are Skanks
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If Britney is a virgin,
then Im the King of Spain,
and Christina looks like a poodle that isnt potty trained.
Whitney was gonna sing a song,
but she got too high.
Cuz divas are skanks,
divas are skanks,
divas are skanks.
Mariah had a breakdown.
Shanias teeth are fake,
and Celines constant shrieking is more than I can take.
If J-Lo had any class she might know how to spell.
I remember in the good ole days when divas kept their clothes on.
I remember in the good ole when divas wrote their own songs.
Lets all get together and dance around like sluts.
Dressing up like hookers and show off their big butts.
Working at the Moulin Rouge,
not much of a stretch.
Shakira please shake you ass for me.
Shakira please belly dance for me.
Whenever,
wherever,
we meant to be together and I be here and you be there and thats the deal my Divas are skanks,
Divas are skanks,
Divas are skanks.
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