Jellyfish

Chorus:

My brain is just a jellyfish in the ocean of my head

Cause I drank too much tequila and I woke up seein red

Now all I really want from life is to crawl back into bed

On account that my brain is just a jellyfish in the ocean of my head

Well I woke up this mornin and the phone was ringing

My boss was talking just kept on squawkin like a vacuum cleaner

Like a barking dog like a headache screamin through my mental fog

So I pulled on my pants and headed towards the door

But the room began to spin and I fell to the floor

Almost made it to work but stopped along the way

Two girls said 'hey wanna come with us to Santa Fe?'

I said Id love to but you see Ive got to get to my job

Thats when they knocked me out and threw me in the back of their Saab

Well I work up somewhere around Pagosa Springs

Both of them lookin at me and gigglin and whisperin things

We arrived at their house a big adobe palace

I gave a lecherous look to the girl named Alice

I could tell right away that they both were willin

But the next thing that happened wasnt quite so thrillin

They said first youve got to come up and meet Marys mom

But it wasnt a mom more like an atom bomb hit and this came Out from where the earth was split Rollin pin in hand Gestapo Patch on arm she was mean and she was bound to do me some harm

So I run down the steps in the front of the house

Back to the highway I scurried like a mouse

Take off my backpack pull out some rum

Take a big long swig and sick out my thumb

Chorus

I arrived at work early the next morning they said 'Where you been? Cause the boss has been roaring.'

I said never mind that, listen what I say, If you drink too much tequila

Stay at home the next day. And dont mess with women from Santa Fe.