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Artist: Strong Bad
Canonical path: /strong-bad/the-s-is-for-sucks-alphabet-song
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The S Is For Sucks Alphabet Song
Read The S Is For Sucks Alphabet Song lyrics by Strong Bad on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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The S Is For Sucks Alphabet Song
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A long time ago
Before things got weird
Came a Dragon, a mighty dragon
that Everybody Feared
Now, G is for Giraffe
And H for Halloween
But, I'm not Joking about
This Kill-ill-Ling
Machine, Na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na
Oh, pants will keep on Peein'
And we'll raise Quite a Ruckus
In case you haven't guessed by now
The S is for Suckus
The S is for Sucks
The S is for Sucks
The S is for Sucks
The S is for Sucks!
The S is for Sucks
The S is for Sucks
The S is for Sucks
The S is for Sucks!
T! Two beefy arms!
U! Uneven style!
V! Constabulate V's!
W! What a pile!
Xcuse me Mr. Trogdor
You've run out of luck
In case you haven't heard the news
Zee S is for Sucks
Zee S is for Sucks
Zee S is for Sucks
Zee S is for Sucks
Oh, Zee S is for Sucks!
Zee S is for Sucks
Zee S is for Sucks
Zee S is for Sucks
Croissant! Zee S is for Sucks!
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