Penguins

I'm just another penguin

squirming in my tux

I'm dancing with your mom

she says that I'm a klutz

I'm drinking with your dad

like all the groomsmen are

I'm getting sorta tipsy

there is an open bar

And they pass me the microphone so I can make a toast

Everybody catches you staring at a ghost

Cuz you're afraid that I'll blurt out

The man I love is married now

But I can keep a secret

We only did it once

I know you want to forget it

You say how you were drunk

And you don't want your closet

Making too much noise

And you were just exploring

Boys will be boys

So maybe when I leave here we can put it all aside

But before I do, I want to kiss the bride

Cuz I just have to see her face

when I say that I share her taste in men

You're just another penguin

squirming in your tux

You're dancing with your mom

she says that you're a klutz

Cuz you dance like, there's always, someone behind you

And there is but, your family is deaf, dumb and blind, blind

You're just another penguin

squirming in your tux