Sex That Sells

Now you're a beautiful girl and it's a business world

so here's the deal that we propose

There's no rehearsal for our beer commercials

but you'll have to loose your clothes

Your not paid to think, you just smile and drink

you won't even have to speak

our interest lies in your chest and thighs

man, there's cash in that physique

Chorus:

Just put on this string bikini

and hold this can of beer

lower that strap and sit in his lap

that's the ticket dear

think how rich we'll get with your T-shirt wet

self respect can go to hell

we think you'll do babe we're using you

'cause babe it's sex that sells

Now let me tell you, if we decide to sell you

off as a piece of meat

the skin you show is just more dough

to pad our office seats

Now don't get moral, you're not just some whore

who'll compromise women's rights

it takes an actress/model to hold that bottle

and slip into those tights

Chorus

If the censors weren't prude

we could shoot you nude

but they just don't understand

so here's two dimes and a ball of twine

baby cover what you can

You're not a prostitute, you're not a slut

you're the focus of desire for their beer drinkin' guts

You're not a toy, you're not a prop

you're some teenage alcoholic's reason to never stop

Now another girl applied

and although we know you tried

you truly did your best

but we're sad to say here's your severance pay

'cause she's got a bigger chest

She put on that string bikini and held that can of beer

she lowered that strap and sat in his lap

and that's the ticket dear

think how rich we'll get with her T-shirt wet

self respect can go to hell

she'll sell for sure man, we're using her

'cause babe it's sex that sells