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Artist: Stuart Davis
Canonical path: /stuart-davis/wizard
Related lyric paths: 6
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Wizard
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Wizard
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Down in the green room
somebody's moanin'
A couple a' groupies
are makin' a movie
Your manager warned you
that women are evil
I guess he forgot that
you worship the Devil
Down, down, down in the dungeon
Dance, dance, dance with the daggers
Blow another bubble
Shiver for Wizard
La, la, la
Wizard of Wasn't
Moan, moan mother fucker
beg, beg, you dumb bastard
Dig it
Lick a little trickle
from the ick-suck-sicle
La, la, la
Wizard of Isn't
All of the ogres
are havin' an orgy
they're pluckin' the feathers
off a' the Angels
We battle our boredom
by building a kingdom
and suckin' some stardom
through a crack in a condom
(Chorus)
Why, Why do you hate me?
Why, I'm not the things I do
Jesus, Jesus loves me
You should find a way to love me too
I'm just like you
I just need love
can't we be friends?
Fuck off, sucker
You think love'll kill me?
Love built me
You wouldn't know love
if it sprouted horns and
spit shit in your face
I am love
I throw you down stairs
I whip the hurt out
I push the pus out
I got a tongue'll knock your teeth out
bend over, you new age pussy
siphon all the fear outta the phallus
pullin' all the pain outta the pelvis
I'm the bad ass cannibal a' this
alchemical carnival I'm stuffin' babies
into catapaults to bomb the cathedrals
I'm kickin' all you camels through the
eye of the needle I am love I am love
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Stuart Davis performs "Wizard", and this lyric page sits inside the Stuart Davis catalog on LyroVerse.
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