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Artist: Studio Killers
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Ode To The Bouncer
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Ode To The Bouncer
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Oooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do
Nope, I haven't had no dope
Lift up the velvet rope
Mr. Doorman, stop teasing
I'm freezing out here
See, I've got friends inside
It's my birthday tonight
And I'm not wearing trainers
Not to mention knickers
It's futile to debate
With St. Peter at the gate
Made of protein milkshake
And low carb intake
'Cause all in all you're just
Another prick at the door
Oooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do
Bouncer, hey, bouncer
Bouncer, bouncer bouncer bouncer
Bouncer, hey, bouncer
(I just gotta dance right now, it's critical)
Bouncer, empowered and aroused
I see it in your trousers
And in the way your browse her
(Look, she's in!)
What?! Her dress is up to waterline
That bitch is clearly borderline
Nose as white as Snow White's in moonlight
We stand in awe in front of
Another prick at the door
Oooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do
Bouncer, hey, bouncer
Bouncer, bouncer bouncer bouncer
Bouncer, hey, bouncer
(I just gotta dance right now, it's critical)
Bouncer bouncer bouncer
Oooh, let me in or I'll get physical
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical
So you can play karate
You thick illiterati
I'm a black belt in life
So go home to your ugly wife
You forgot in your wisdom
The window to the ladies' room
A whole new possibility
For a cat like me
Oooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do
Bouncer, hey, bouncer
Bouncer, bouncer bouncer bouncer
Bouncer, hey, bouncer
(I just gotta dance right now, it's critical)
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