Gameshow

Gameshow :

Oh I wish that life was like a gameshow,

I could use my smarts and my intelligence.

Oh my folks would be so very proud of me,

if I won them a years supply of Captain Crunch.

Oh I wish that life was more like Card Sharks,

all you'd have to do is pick the right card.

But I hope that life is not like Jeopardy,

just because Jeopardy's a little too hard.

If I don't win the Sony television, or a stereo,

a case of Rice-A-Roni will last me for a year or so.

You too can be a winner,

even though you are only a beginner.

Being lucky is a given,

when you're rolling with Merv Griffin.

Life's a wheel and you spin it.

Not how you play but, but how you win it.

Life's a stage and we are the players.

Joker, joker, double slayer.

Oh I think it's time I had a break now,

everyday's the same you know I'm feeling stuck.

If the Wheel of Fortune will not let me play,

I could always try my hand at Press Your Luck.

I never knew that life could be so easy,

I can be the boss of my own company.

It is only five half-hour shifts every week,

cash and prizes make for me a great salary.

Pat Sajak is a saviour, he always has a vowel for sale.

If I could pick the mayor, I'd vote for Wink Martendale.

Life's a wheel and you spin it.

Not how you play but, but how you win it.

Everyday I slave a stupid job,

when I could be winning on a gameshow.

Never worry, don't fret now.

Win yourself a new Corvette now.

Be a star on television,

if you make the right decision.

Life's a wheel and you spin it.

Not how you play but, but how you win it.

Life's a stage and we are the players.

Joker, joker, double slayer.