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Artist: Suggs
Canonical path: /suggs/two-bacon-sandwiches
Related lyric paths: 6
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Two Bacon Sandwiches
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Two Bacon Sandwiches
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Two bacon sandwiches sitting on a plate
Just like our relationship
Oh what a lucky state
Two bacon sandwiches slowly going cold
Isn't that a bit like you and me
Now we're growing old
Oh, two bacon sandwiches what never will be ate
They're half way down the garden path
They're heading out the gate
Two bacon sandwiches walking down the street
Oh what could be madder than those two plates of meat
Two bacon sandwiches you'd better come with me
Said a hungry policeman ready for his tea
Two bacon sandwiches in the rubbish bin
That's where we will end our days if you're gonna sing
OI!
Two bacon sandwiches singing all day long
In and out of every room
Everybody's song-song-song-song alright!
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