Things I Want

Ho Ho Ho, so many christmas letters, so many wishes! Lucy wants a squeezy doll, Jimmy wants a moon rocket! This lists rather long!

Yeh

Hey now Santa I'm writin to you 'cos theres a lotta cool shit I want

I know I been naughty but cut me some slack

Cos theres a lotta cool shit I want

So heres my list, so take its advice

I want a solid gold Hollywood machine gun from the front

I want a multi couloured lunch box filled with sticky buns!

I wanna see-through jump suit that fits me tight

I want all of the Beatle's copyrights

I wanna drop Florida off the map

I wnat Pamela Anderson's...

Hey now Santa that's my Christmas list

Thats all the cool shit i want

But wait a minute Santa theres some things I missed

Theres still a lotta cool shit I want

So heres my list, take it's advice

I want a time machine and a bleeping gun

I want a statue of Moby on the surface of the sun

I want to party naked on a school bus full o' nuns

I want a bumper pool table and a robot...

There you go Santa I'm sure you'll agree

That there's a lotta cool shit I want

I know I been naughty but i garuntee you that I deserve every single one

So take my list, take it's advice

I know I been naughty

But life ain't nice

PS. i still-a need some more shit-a

I want a diamond hyena shootin fire from his butt

I want a cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour butt

I want a magical slave thats pulled by flying stones

I want, look at all the cool shit I want!