Red Bull And Vodka

I was tired of my lady, we been together too long.

Like a worn out remix of my favorite song.

And while she lay there sleeping, I got on the internet.

And in the personal column, there was this letter I read.

If you like red bull and vodka, and gettin' down in the rain.

If you're not into punk rock, if you have half a brain.

If you like hittin' it at midnight, and make the whole room shake,

Well I'm the love that you look for, so ride with me and escape.

I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean.

I wasn't tryin' to be shady, but there's a lot honeys out there that I'm tryin' to see.

I went to the website, took out a personal add.

And it described the lady I'd been wantin' so bad.

Cause I like red bull and vodka, and gettin down in the rain.

Don't like livin' in LA, but Myrtle Beach is OK.

We gotta hook hook up at midnight, so I can see what you shake,

At a bar called Tipsy's where we'll plan our escape.

So I kicked it with high hopes as she walked in the place.

Damn her body was bangin', I knew the curves of her face.

It was my same old girlfriend, and she said oh, damn it's you.

Then we laughed cause we were busted, and I said I never knew

That you like red bull and vodka, and gettin' down in the rain.

You like the sound of my guitar, and the bump of the bass.

I wanna hit it after midnight, I wanna see it on your face.

You're my girl and you know it, so ride with me and escape.