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Artist: Superchunk
Canonical path: /superchunk/why-do-you-have-to-put-a-date-on-everything
Related lyric paths: 6
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Why Do You Have to Put a Date on Everything
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Why Do You Have to Put a Date on Everything
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You've got your muscles in one big knot
Well mine are just loosening
You used to cut me up inside
I won't let you do it again
Make sure the friend catches the first time
Make sure the friend catches the first time
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Why do you have to put a date on everything?
Can't you just strike the bell to hear it ring
Thought that your skin would crack, it's just wrinkling
Why do you have to put a date on everything?
You think that something is turning?
Well it's not spoiled cause i tried it once
And if it's all the same to you at this point
You keep your face and i'll keep the rest
Chorus
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