Somebody Ripped My Stick

Somebody ripped my stick

That guy must be a prick

I guess I finally ran out of luck

If I ever find him he's gonna get fucked

That board was really fine

Got it in Hawai'I it was one of da kine

Got me out of trouble, it saved my life

By the way buddy have you seen my wife?

I'll punch him, I'll beat him, I'll pound his head

And if I ever find him, he's gonna be dead

Last time I saw it, it was strapped to my car

I was checkin out the surf, never went very far

What bums me out, it was my very best board

I asked a cop about it, he said 'Praise the lord'

Red blue trim, ultrathin rails

I called it perfection, it never fails

Paper-thin textured deck, king kong core

If anybody finds it, $5 reward

I'll bend I'll twist him, I'll break him in two

Now don't laugh buddy, it could be you

Somebody ripped my stick

Somebody ripped my stick

Somebody ripped my stick

Hey somebody ripped my stick off

I spent all my money on that board

I gotta have it back

I like that board

God it rode the bay great

It was the best board out there

It looked the best

God dammit I want that board back

If I find that guy he's gonna have a skag up his ass

I hate that

Fuckin mind your own business, that's my property

My property

I own that thing, it belongs to me

Give it back

Give it back

Give it back

Give it back

And I swear it better not have one ding on it

Not one