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Artist: Sweeney Todd
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Pirelli's Miracle Elixir
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Pirelli's Miracle Elixir
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Toby
Ladies and gentlemen!
May I have your attention, please!
Do you wake every morning in shame and despair,
to discover your pillow is covered with hair,
or what not should be there?
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
From now on you can waken at ease!
You need never again have a worry or care,
I will show you a miracle, marvelous, rare.
Gentleman, you are about to see something
wot rose from the dead!
On the top of my head
T'was Pirelli's
Miracle Elixir,
That's what did the trick, sir,
True, sir, true.
Was it quick sir?
Did it in a tick, sir,
Just like an elixir
Ought to do!
how about a bottle mister?
only costs a penny guaranteed.
Does Pirelli's
Stimulate the growth, sir?
You can have my oath, sir,
'Tis unique.
Rub a minute
Stimulatin', i'nt?
Soon you'll have to thin it
Once a week!
Sweeney Todd
pardon me ma'm what's that awful stench?
Mrs. Lovett
are we standing near an open drench?
Mrs. Lovett (said with Sweeney)
pardon me sir what's that awful stench?
Sweeney Todd (said with Lovett)
are we standing near an open drench?
Toby
Buy Pirelli's
Miracle Elixir
anything will slick, sir,suits brass, curls
Try Pirelli's
when they see how thick, sir
you can have your pick, sir,
of the girls!
Wanna buy a bottle misses?
Sweeney Todd
What is this?
Mrs. Lovett
What is this?
Sweeney Todd
Smells like piss
Mrs. Lovett
Smells like, ew!
Sweeney Todd(said with Lovett)
Looks like piss. This is piss. Piss with ink
Mrs. Lovett (said with Sweeney)
I wouldn't touch it if i was you, dear
Toby
Let pirelli's activate your roots, sir
Sweeney Todd
keep it off your boots, sir, eats right through
Toby
you're scared pirelli's is usable and of it,
ladies seem to love it
Mrs. Lovett
Flies do too.
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