Break It Down (anonyMous Version)

[Joe Hawley]

We need cash

[Ryan Scott]

What happened to our stash?

[Jason Satz]

I bought an electric guitar

[Joe Hawley]

I rented a shiny car

[Rob Cantor]

I went out to lunch

[Andrew Laurich]

But McDonalds is a thrifty munch

[Drew Thodeson]

I purchased a random flute

[Brandon Hall]

I hired a prostitute

[Rick Lax]

Whatever will we do?

[Joe Hawley]

We'll have to think it through

[Brandon Hall]

I know! I will start

To sell my body parts

A kidney or a lung

My liver or my tongue!

I'll distribute them in jars

To people driving cars!

[Joe Hawley]

I have a better plan

I'll marry a wealthy man

[Rob Cantor]

Wouldn't that make you gay?

[Joe Hawley]

Not necessari-lay

[Anar Ismailov]

That would be okay

What?

[Joe Hawley]

I'll sleep in a separate bed

And I'll refrain from giving

Kisses

We'll be happy for a while

I'll try to comply to his style

And keep his mansion clean

Then I'll kill him and inherit his green

[Anar Ismailov]

Break it down!

[Drew Thodeson]

It wouldn't be so tough

To sell my girlfriend's stuff

Her computer and her sewing kit

Will go for quite a bit

[Andrew Laurich]

That doesn't seem so kind

[Drew Thodeson]

I doubt that she will mind

[Andrew Laurich]

We'll start a fake foundation

A non-profit organization

We'll say it's for the mute

The blind, and destitute

Then we'll get to take

The money that we make

We'll salvage all we can

And take it to Afghanistan

[Anar Ismailov]

Break it down!

[Tom Liu]

Ninjas are totally sweet!

So light and nimble on their feet!

So good at being bad!

I wish I had a ninja for a dad! (Kill him, son!)

Put your money in the cup

Or this assassin will cut you up!

Do not attempt to mess with me!

I met a guy who met Bruce Lee

'S mother's

Cousin's

Niece's

Brother's

Neighbor's

Doctor's

Ex-boyfriend's

Dog

[Jason Satz]

It won't be hard at all

Making money with a crystal ball

According to the tarot cards

Your body will be torn to shards

The pieces spread around

Your mangled carcass never found

That's all I'll have to say

And then they'll have to pay

[Ryan Scott]

I know! I could

[Anar Ismailov]

Break it down!

[Rick Lax]

I'll make the money grow

With my impromptu magic show

Performing in the streets

Death defying feats

People would shriek and shout

But that's what magic is all about

My God, is he alright?

I do this every night

[Rob Cantor]

I'll ace the GRE

And harvest a PHD

After curing the HIV

I'll collect my royalties

[Jason Satz]

Do you think you're bright enough?

[Rob Cantor]

Let's get his girlfriend's stuff

[Anar Ismailov]

Break it down!