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Artist: David Tao
Canonical path: /tao-david/frog-legs
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Frog Legs
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Frog Legs
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I Was Fishin' By the Side of the Road,
Servin' Up the Bait For My Lunch.
Along Beside Me Came a Mad Horny Toad,
Lookin' For Some Food He Would Munch.
So I Grabbed the Fish and Tossed It in the Lake,
Thinking He Could Eat What He Earned.
And If I Caught Him I Would Cut Him a Break,
But If I Didn't It Was Not My Concern.
Jackpot!
And I Got One.
Got Me a Sweet Lookin' Prize Today,
Under the Son of a Gun It'll Make You Say,
Jackpot!
And I Got An Idea.
Got Me a New Kinda Recipe,
I Got the Deal For the Meal of the Century.
I Was Walkin' By the Side of the Road,
Thinkin' I Would Cook Me a Meal.
Along Beside Me Came a Mad Horny Toad,
Lookin' For Some Food He Would Steal.
So I Grabbed the Fish and Held It Up High,
Knowin' Toads Are Known For Their Jump.
Then I Looked the Toad Right in the Thighs,
And Noticed That They Looked Mighty Plump.
Jackpot!
And I Got One.
Got Me a Sweet Lookin' Prize Today,
Under the Son of a Gun It'll Make You Say,
Jackpot!
And I Got An Idea.
Got Me a New Kinda Recipe,
I Got the Deal For the Meal of the Century.
I Was Sittin' On a Chair in My Home,
Servin' Up the Legs For My Friends.
(Alternate On 9/9/99: Thinkin' About the Legs of My Friends)
They Asked How I Got Chicken On Such a Small Bone,
I Told Them It Was Simply a Godsend.
The Moral of the Story Is You Don't Ever Know,
Who's Going to Want in On Your Fun.
And Up to the Porch Came a Guy I Didn't Know,
Offerin' Up His Money For Some.
Jackpot!
And I Got One.
Got Me a Sweet Lookin' Prize Today,
Under the Son of a Gun It'll Make You Say,
Jackpot!
And I Got An Idea.
Got Me a New Kinda Recipe,
I Got the Deal For the Meal of the Century.
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