Execution Is Fun!

Execution’s fun

I think that you should come

To loose yourself and to relax

Just put your head under my axe

Execution’s fun

I think you should try one

To put your mind back on track

I’ll swing my axe right through your neck

Execution’s fun

And now the pain is gone

You will live forever after

And you’ll give us a little laughter

Execution’s fun

It’s not for everyone

All your records must be clean

And you must be at least eighteen

Bring me, bring me volunteers

Bring them, bring them, let me see

Help me, help me put my hood on

Hand my giant axe to me

Help me, help me, help me stand up

Raise me, raise me to my feet

Help me, help me, help me swing it

Execution is complete!

Execution’s fast

A moment that will last

Think of joy that you will bring

You’ll entertain your dear king

Chains are not free

So plan accordingly

Feel the fangs of open market

We now have PR department

Bring me, bring me volunteers

Bring them, bring them, let me see

Help me, help me put my hood on

Hand my giant axe to me

Help me, help me, help me stand up

Raise me, raise me to my feet

Help me, help me, help me swing it

Execution is complete!

King is crazy, King is mad

Ruling from the deathbed

He enjoys his bed and cushions

And the morning executions

King is crazy, King is mad

King wants just to see you dead

Life if just a bad illusion

Try my permanent solution

All prisoners are dead

So we take you instead

It is a show to see

So bring your family

Executions fun

Oh God, what have I done

Bring me, bring me volunteers

Bring them, bring them, let me see

Help me, help me put my hood on

Hand my giant axe to me

Help me, help me, help me stand up

Raise me, raise me to my feet

Help me, help me, help me swing it

Execution is complete!

Bring me, bring me volunteers

Bring them, bring them, let me see

Help me, help me put my hood on

Hand my giant axe to me

Help me, help me, help me stand up

Raise me, raise me to my feet

Help me, help me, help me swing it

Execution is complete!