Profile

Online, everyone looks like sunshine

When you log on, I want to hang out tonight

Unless I meet you in real life

You're not as cool as your profile

I like your profile better

It makes you look like you never

Stink up the bathroom

Or carry diseases

Next time you wanna come over

I'd rather look at your picture

You're so much better on Facebook

On MySpace, on Youtube

I don't have to feed you

You're not as cool as your profile

I like your profile better

It makes it look like you never

Stink up the bathroom

Or carry diseases

Next time we go out in public

I'll put your page on my laptop

Don't bother bringing your body

Cause you're not hottie

Without Photoshopping

No offense but the internet perfects you

Everything annoying goes away

When you make me mad

I check you on the web

I prefer that version every day

Online, you always smell great like

Calvin Klein

When you're boring

I just chat with ten other people

while you talk to yourself

We can play video games

We can post on MySpace

Just as long as you

Stay out of my face