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Artist: Team America World Police
Canonical path: /team-america-world-police/pearl-harbor-sucked
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Pearl Harbor Sucked
Read Pearl Harbor Sucked lyrics by Team America World Police on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Pearl Harbor Sucked
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I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark
When he made Pearl Harbor
I miss you more than that movie missed the point
And that's enough a lot girl
And now, now you've gone away
And all I'm trying to say
Is Pearl Harbor sucked
And I miss you.
I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting schools
He was terrible in that film
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part
He's way better than Ben Affleck and now
All I can think about is your smile
And that shitty movie too
Pearl Harbor sucked
And I miss you...
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked
Just a little bit more than I miss you.
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