Dark, Sad, Lonely Knight ( versão Apocalyptour)

Joe:

When I look at my life I see something's not right

Like a thousand percent

And I wonder what it is, how it is that it's always just me here

Lying alone at the end of the night, ten thousand percent

I put most of the blame on alfred

How come he couldn't take the bullet intended for mama and papa?

I never had a pony, I never had pets

Just a bullshit butler, who builds bullshit jets

Oh! I'm falling apart, I need a friend

Somebody to hold on to, somebody to confide in

Think of the children, next time you gun down their mama and papa

Their only mama and papa

Because they probably don't have another mama and papa

I was seein' a girl for a while, a couple days anyway

And I told her I loved her

She said you're such a good friend and that rash is bad

You should really go see a doctor

Then she just disappeared, sent me some text about bad timing

And my love being selfish

Then my doctor called up and the blood came back and as it turns out

I'm allergic to peanuts and shellfish

I loved peanuts and shellfish once

I'm falling apart, I'm lacking punch

I can barely eat, this morning I barely touched my brunch

Two spoons of oatmeal, a couple of nuts, and half a banana

And like my soul, the banana was bruised and black

I'm falling apart, I need a friend

Somebody to hold on to, somebody to confide in

Somebody to ride in the cockpit

Co-captain of the friendship ship

Or maybe just a friend ship

If I had a buddy, we could discuss

Just what we call friendship

I want to be somebody's buddy

Somebody who can be my buddy back

I want to be somebody's buddy

Anybody but a dumbshit butler

I want to be somebody's buddy

Somebody who can be my buddy back

I want to be somebody's buddy

Anybody but a dumbshit butler

I want to be somebody's buddy

Somebody who can be my buddy back

I want to be somebody's buddy

Anybody but a bumbling butler

I want to be somebody's buddy

(I want to be, I want to be, I want to be, I want to be)

Somebody who can be my buddy back

(Somebody's buddy back)

I want to be somebody's buddy

(I want to be, I want to be, I want to be, I want to be)

Anybody but a dumbshit butler

I want to be somebody's buddy

(I want to be, I want to be, I want to be, I want to be)

(Bud-buddy, buddy. Bud-buddy, buddy)

Somebody who can be my buddy back

(Somebody's buddy back)

(Bud-buddy, buddy. Bud-bud...)

I want to be somebody's buddy

(I want to be, I want to be, I want to be, I want to be)

(Bud-buddy, buddy. Bud-buddy, buddy)

Anybody but a bumbling butler

(Bud-buddy, buddy. Bud-bud...)

I want to be somebody's buddy

(I want to be, I want to be, I want to be, I want to be)

(Bud-buddy, buddy. Bud-buddy, buddy)

((Somebody, somebody))

Somebody who can be my buddy back

(Somebody's buddy back)

(Bud-buddy, buddy. Bud-bud...)

((Somebody, by my friend))

I want to be somebody's buddy

(I want to be, I want to be, I want to be, I want to be)

(Bud-buddy, buddy. Bud-buddy, buddy)

((Somebody, somebody))

Anybody but a dumbshit butler

(Bud-buddy, buddy. Bud-bud...)

((Somebody, anybody, by my friend))

I want to be somebody's buddy

(I want to be, I want to be, I want to be, I want to be)

(Bud-buddy, buddy. Bud-buddy, buddy)

((Somebody, somebody))

Somebody who can be my buddy back

(Somebody's buddy back)

(Bud-buddy, buddy. Bud-bud...)

((Somebody, by my friend))

I want to be somebody's buddy

(I want to be, I want to be, I want to be, I want to be)

(Bud-buddy, buddy. Bud-buddy, buddy)

((Somebody, somebody))

Anybody but a bumbling butler

(Bud-buddy, buddy. Bud-bud...)

((Somebody, anybody, by my friend))

I want to be somebody's buddy

Somebody who can be my buddy back

I want to be somebody's buddy

Somebody who can be my buddy back

I want to be somebody's buddy