Different As Can Be

Quirrell:

You won't sleep on your tummy

Voldemort:

You won't sleep on your back

Both:

We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree

Quirrell:

We share some hands and fingers

Voldemort:

And yet the feeling lingers

Both:

We're just about as different

As anyone can be...

Voldemort:

You like plotting a garden

And I like plotting to kill

Quirrell:

You think that you should rule the world

I think books are a thrill!

Sipping tea by the fire is swell

Voldemort:

Pushing people in is fun as well!

I like folding all my ties

Quirrell:

And you have no friends

Hey, that's a surprise

Both:

I guess it's plain to see

When you look at you and me

We're different

Different

As can be

Voldemort:

You're a sissy, a twat, a girl!

I'm the darkest of lords!

Quirrell:

I'm the brightest professor here

I've won several awards

Voldemort:

My new world is about to unfold

Quirrell:

You got beat by a two year old

Voldemort:

I'll kill him this time through and through

Quirrell:

Or you might just give him another tattoo

Both:

You really must agree

When you look at you and me

We're different

Different

As can

Voldemort:

I'll rise again and I'll rule the world

But you must help me renew

For when our plan succeeds

Quirrell:

(Spoken) prevails!

Voldemort:

Part of that world goes to you

Quirrell:

When I rule the world, I'll plant flowers...

Voldemort:

When I rule the world, I'll have snakes...

Voldemort: (quirrell:)

And goblins, and werewolves

(And jane austin novels...)

A fleet of dementors

And giants, and thestrals

And all my death eaters!

Both:

When I rule the world!